It makes me sick! It’s disgusting! Rain? Get outta here!! I get nauseous just thinking about the weather channel.Įdward quizzes Bella on her entire life like she’s an exam. Is it just me or is Kristen always on the verge of vomiting at any given moment during this movie? When someone mentions my ex: He introduces himself to Bella and asks about the weather, which prompts one of the weirdest performances ever presented to film. These are the three Bad Vampires: the enemies of the Cullens.īack at school, Edward finally returns to class and we learn he can speak words, rather than stare wide-eyed like he’s just been pinched on the butt. We are then shown a random scene of a man being chased by some fast-moving superhumans. Edward stops attending classes for a while to avoid her. She later catches him trying to change classes and when he’s refused, he snaps, “I’ll just have to endure!” – which coincidentally is something I commonly hear a lot on first dates. Throughout the class, Bella and Edward take turns regurgitating, you know young love etc.Īs she sits beside him, he looks disgusted by her presence before storming out of class. Bella enters the same classroom as him and he covers his mouth to prevent vomiting over himself, which I guess is some new flirting technique I missed. They stare intensely at one another and it just got hot in here. The devastatingly beautiful Edward saunters in last and his eyes immediately meet Bella’s. Bella is told they are the Cullens, a family who just arrived from Alaska and they all date each other, err…it’s pretty unclear if that’s legal or not. Then a mysterious group of supermodels crash into the cafeteria. I didn’t realise teens in high school were so friendly and welcoming to new students. In PE class she meets Mike, and then Jessica, so by lunchtime she has three best friends - all on her first day. Bella learns that Jacob doesn’t go to school with her but they become fast friends.īella arrives at school and this weird fella, Eric, decides to immediately befriend her and she is irritated by this. He is not shirtless, so I take an immediate distaste for him. ![]() Bella puts about as much effort into their relationship as she does squeezing this bottle of tomato sauce.Īre you OK, Bella? Blink twice if there’s human life inside you?īella soon meets Jacob Black - the hunky wolf, who is always shirtless in my memory of him. Charlie tells Bella he will decorate her room in purple, she replies “purple’s cool”, and that’s the longest conversation they’ve ever had. Her dad, Charlie, is a police officer and that strange brand of man who doesn’t really talk or show any enthusiasm for life, unless asked about hovercrafts or a particularly rare breed of dog.
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